Vampire Research

Mr. Nibbles: “How much do you actually know about vampires, friend Charlee?”
Charlee: “Well I did some research and apparently they sometimes have pointy teeth, they catch fire in daylight, they like blondes …”
Vermin: “HISSS! Wrong! They sparkle in daylight!”
Spicoli: “Dude, are you getting your information from streaming Buffy the Vampire Slayer?”
Charlee: “Where else would I get it from? The library?”

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