Alexandra: “So you’re not aliens who are here to harvest our brains?”
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Batman: “No. I’m Batman and this is my sidekick, the Dog Wonder.”
Lulu: “I hired you, remember? How am I the sidekick here?”
Batman: “Now, Dog Wonder, it’s bad form for heroes to quibble about credit in front of the helpless civilians.”
Producer Smurf: “Spicoli, why do you still smurf your sunglasses when you’re sleeping?”
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Spicoli: “I think you mean trying to sleep, dude. And I wear them because it’s so bright here.”
Producer Smurf: “But why don’t you go smurf somewhere that’s not so bright?”
Spicoli: “Because then it would be too dark to see with my sunglasses on.”
Producer Smurf: “Oh, of course.”
Dada’s Note: Dennis’s IBD crisis from over the summer appears to be over; he is eating his hydrolyzed food more or less consistently and has gained back most of the weight he lost, and his fur — which had become patchy again — is growing in nicely. We’ve been able to wean him off some of the medications he started taking during the flare-up. At this point his biggest problem is his hip dysplasia, which has been described as “end stage”, meaning he basically has no cushioning left in his hips at all. Surgery isn’t an option, but he has been going for weekly cold laser and acupuncture (the picture above is from one of his sessions), and we’re looking into some other treatments that have been suggested. We’re also trying to find a place where he can do the underwater treadmill without having to see scary dogs through the transparent glass. Dennis offers a big “thank yoo to all my nice reederz!!!” for their purrs, tail wags, and Power of the Paw!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay laytly sum of my frends hav ben posting the sertch terms wot peepul yooze to find them and the thundering herd sed they wer intrested in wot other peepuls sertch terms mite be so i thawt i wood play along and reeveel mine!!! oooh i can hardly wayt i wil bet peepul find me by sertching for things like heeroic dog and dog arkeeolojists and pig powders and sooperheros and things like that!!! now this wil no dowt be a long and diffikult investigayshun and so i hav brawt bak my frend spock nimoy the faymus host of in sertch of welkum bak spock nimoy!!!
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