Barking Lessons

Bean: “All right, for our first exercise, who can tell me what this is a picture of?”
Blue: “Jurassic Park!”
Corinne Corgi: “Weeds that the peasants haven’t tidied up in a long time.”
Rhodey Ridgeback: “Lions!”
Bernice Bernese: “Mountains!”
Poppy Poodle: “No place I would want to go.”
Sleepy Dog: “Is it time for a break yet?”
Puppy: “I don’t know but it makes me want to pee.”

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The World Stage

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Russian Hacker: “Lord Putin, as you commanded, we have conducted a massive DDoS strike against the American internet, yet news of the dog’s faux paw continues to spread.”
Vladimir Putin: “I want that dog in the White House. Stage an attack to generate sympathy for him.”
Russian Hacker: “As you command, Lord Putin. By the way, did you see what we did there? ‘Faux paw’? Are we not so very clever?”
Vladimir Putin: “Yes. You are hilarious. Now if you will excuse me, I am about to crack some eggs so that my short order cook can make me an omelet.”

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