All Ashore That’s Going Ashore


Jack Sparrow: “Land ho! Mr. Spicoli! Prepare to launch the ship’s tender!”
Spicoli: “The what now, dude?”
Jack Sparrow: “The small boat for going ashore! Savvy?”
Spicoli: “I don’t see anything like that on board, dude.”

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Sea Dogs


Sky Turtle: “What are we doing at the San Diego harbor?”
Spicoli: “We’re trying to find Dennis.”
Sky Turtle: “But the drunken, mascara-wearing biped said Dennis would be aboard his old pirate ship. They don’t have pirate ships here.”
Spicoli: “Dude, check out all the boats with big sails. Don’t those look like pirate ships to you?”

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wot duz mast sell meen???

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay my sister trouble the kitty wuz abdukted and tayken to the vet yesterday for a rooteen chekkup and wile she wuz their my mama fownd a verry small bump on troubles side so the vet aspirayted it i am not shoor wot aspirayting meens but i think it meens putting her in wun of theez ford veehikuls and driving her arownd for a wile:

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sumware beyond the see …

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel keeping up there theem of lets go playses withowt the dogs my mama and dada and there gests went across the see to the mithical sitty of avalon on the mithical iland of catalina iland

now i am ashoord by mama and dada that this is becuz the mithical land of avalon duznt allow dogs so i gess this is not there fawlt ennyway yoo may remember that avalon is the resting playse of the faymus governor of california naymd arthur pendragon now ledjends persist that wun day wen californias need is grayt governor arthur wil return from beyond the see with his merry men of the rownd taybel wot rob frum the rich and giv to the poor and wunse agin rool california with shivalry and justiss for all however we can tel theez ledjends ar rubbish becuz if governor arthur wer going to come bak he definitly wood hav dun it by now i meen come on arthur wot is the hold up alreddy?!?!?! ok mooving on this is the naym of the bote on wich mama and dada sayld beyond the see:

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