Tag: tall ships

All Ashore That’s Going Ashore

Jack Sparrow: “Land ho! Mr. Spicoli! Prepare to launch the ship’s tender!” Spicoli: “The what now, dude?” Jack Sparrow: “The small boat for going ashore! Savvy?” Spicoli: “I don’t see anything like that on board, dude.”

Sea Dogs

Sky Turtle: “What are we doing at the San Diego harbor?” Spicoli: “We’re trying to find Dennis.” Sky Turtle: “But the drunken, mascara-wearing biped said Dennis would be aboard his old pirate ship. They don’t have pirate ships here.” Spicoli: “Dude, check out all…

wot duz mast sell meen???

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay my sister trouble the kitty wuz abdukted and tayken to the vet yesterday for a rooteen chekkup and wile she wuz their my mama fownd a verry small bump on troubles side so the vet…

sumware beyond the see …

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel keeping up there theem of lets go playses withowt the dogs my mama and dada and there gests went across the see to the mithical sitty of avalon on the mithical iland of catalina…

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