Water Rescue

Lulu: “Psst! Chaplin! We’re here to rescue you!”
Chaplin: “Rescue me? I don’t need to be rescued. I’m scamming all kinds of free food down here.”
Charlee: “But the ship is mostly underwater. If the windows in that room start to leak, you might get wet.”
Seagull: “What’s wrong with water? I love water! Love it! Love it!”
Captain Yosemite Sam: “Sinking while at the pier in the harbor! Consarn it! I’m never going to live this one down!”

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Down the Wabbit Hole

Lulu: “I’ll be pretty impressed if he can pull this off. I’m a good digger—you should see all the holes in my back yard—but I couldn’t even make a dent in these storage containers.”
Tasmanian Devil: (speaking gibberish)
Charlee: “What is he saying, exactly? Because I get the impression it’s something to do with eating us.”
Bugs Bunny: “Ehh, who can tell, Doc? But you’re not wrong, he would totally eat us all. That’s why I need the wi-fi password, so I can order him some Door Dash before he gets hangry.”
Charlee: “This is him not being hangry?!”

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Can You Dig It?

Lulu: “You’ve got some pretty weird stuff aboard this container ship.”
Sailor: “Yeah, we pick up things from all over the place.”
Lulu: “I don’t suppose you have any patio furniture made out of meat?”
Sailor: “Hmm, let me check the manifest.”

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