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The Maltese Crow – Part Three
My meeting with the cat was short and to the point. Not a dull point, but a sharp point, like the ones at the ends of her claws. She wanted to know where I was with finding the Maltese Crow, wanted to know why I hadn’t made more progress. I told her about the car that tried to run me over and the guys at the DMV who wanted me to find the Maltese Crow for them; and then she dropped her bombshell. She had heard that the notorious fence Squinty McGrumpyson, also known as Grumplestiltskin, also known as The Cranky Old Man, was back in town and looking to sell none other than the Maltese Crow. He was at the train station, she said. So I went there to meet him. Little did I know what I would find once I got there …
Thursday Interventions And Apologies
Observed Around the House
A Very Teddy Tuesday
Lazy Thursday
A Better Mouse Trap
The Adventure of the Suspect Photographs
Hello, good readers. This is Tucker the Vizsla. Recently some strange and disturbing digital pictures have surfaced here, published by my so-called “brother” Dennis the Other Vizsla, along with scurrilous commentary and wildly unfounded accusations. Do Dennis’s charges stand up to scrutiny, or are they just more of his usual crazed ramblings? Let’s investigate. Come, Trixie — the game’s afoot!
the plot thikkins!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel my investigayshun into dadas ties to the ninja hedjhogs has tayken an ominus tern as i hav diskuverd yet more pikchers of him consorting with them in varyus playses check it owt:
noo yeerz rezolooshun
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hav herd that peepul like to make rezolooshuns arownd now so that they hav sumthing wot they can feel gilty abowt for the hole yeer i am not so much into feeling gilty howevr i hav deesided to mayk a noo yeerz rezolooshun to be nicer to my stuffie frends and not shred them kwite so much
i like krismas brake
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i hav deesided that this krismas brake thing is kwite all rite becuz it meenz mama is off of wurk for too weeks and so i am gitting a lot of ekstra kuddel time
Post-Christmas Wrap-Up
brayn salad surdjery
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel after weeks of frustrayshun with stuffeez wot ar indestructibul or dont hav stuffing in them or ar just mayd owt of layer after layer of wool i hav finaly fownd satisfakshun with my monkee toy