Wordless Wednesday: White Fang
im so brayv i probly think this post is abowt me!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel on fryday i had my dentals wurkd on by perry o’dontal the irishman!!! i herd them telling mama and dada they had to pull wun tooth at the bak wot had its pulp expozed and they pulld another tooth wot wuz neer my absess but they left the other tooth in playse thinking it can be sayvd!!! yeah sayve toofeez!!!
the vetnameez peepul tuk verry gud kayr of me and treeted me ekstra speshul on akkownt of my hart and i wuz verry verry brayv abowt the hole thing!!! i kan proov it i hav a sertifikat chek it owt!!!
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Wordless Wednesday: “Yeah but can your laptop do THIS?”
THIS IS MY REWARD FOR GETTING BETTER???
HELLO HUMAN SERVANTS. THIS IS TROUBLE THE CAT. I HAVE BEEN FEELING MUCH BETTER AFTER MY PROBLEM EARLIER THIS YEAR. THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR KIND COMMENTS AND CONCERN. IT IS ONLY WHAT I DESERVE AS A SUPERIOR CAT BEING. PURR PURR PURR.
TODAY I SUFFERED THE INDIGNITY OF BEING STUFFED INTO A PLASTIC CRATE, HAULED OFF TO THE VET, POKED, PRODDED, AND DRUGGED. WHEN I WOKE UP, THREE OF MY TEETH WERE GONE. GRANTED, THOSE TEETH HURT WHEN I CHEWED AND ONE OF THEM WAS CRACKED, BUT THEY ARE MY TEETH AND YOU CAN’T HAVE THEM. I WANT THEM BACK.
TO MAKE MATTERS WORSE, SOMEONE TOOK PICTURES OF MY MOUTH WHILE I WAS UNCONSCIOUS! IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? JUST BECAUSE I AM A BIG CELEBRITY NOW DOES NOT MEAN I WILL TOLERATE BEING TREATED LIKE BRITNEY SPEARS. PURR PURR PURR.
I AM PRETTY SURE THAT DENNIS IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS SOMEHOW. HE WILL PAY. OH YES, HE WILL PAY.