The Tour, Day 1: Television*

Java Bean: “What’s that thing? It must be important since it’s in some kind of shrine.”
Lulu: “This is the television. It’s full of monsters and zombies and aliens and superheroes and other very dangerous things.”

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Keep Away

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Vermin: “HISSS! Enough with the programs about bugs! It’s time for my stories. Let me have the remote.”
Dennis: “We can’t. The ants took it and they won’t give it back.”
Vermin: “Ha ha ha! Nasty dogs! You’re letting ants push you around? I’ll show them who’s boss.”

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animal plannit sez hello

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot??? i got an email from animal plannit dijital meedia saying how much they like my diry of destrukshun isnt that neet??? i gess wurd of my derring doo has mayd it all the way to there hedkwarters in the mithical sitty of silver springs maryland ennyway the nice lady frum animal plannit dijital meedia wanted me to let evrywun no that vizsla dogs such as myself wil be feetcherd on the famus dokyoomentry televizhun show dogs 101 tomorrow so be shoor to watch it unfortchoonatly i wil not be apeering on the show myself becuz of a skedjooling conflikt but yoo no how that goze wen yoo ar a selebritty such as myself

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