Tag: tennis balls

Do You Feel Lucky?

Dada’s Note: Literally the day we were going to make the call, Dennis suddenly bounced back, happily greeting us at the door with a wagging tail for the first time in days. Whether this is an effect of increased prednisone and his new biome treatment finally kicking in or just a spontaneous remission, we don’t know, but we’re happy he’s feeling better for however long as it lasts. Meanwhile, Dennis decided to celebrate his good fortune by playing the lottery.

Mr. Nibbles: “Friend Dennis, what are all those coupons you’ve got there?”
Dennis: “They’re a bunch of TennisBall lottery tickets that I bought.”
Mouse: “Are you sure you don’t mean Powerball?”
Dennis: “Umm, I don’t know. What’s the difference?”

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throwbak thursday swimming lessens!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yesterday krool krool dada posted a pikcher of me waring the life preeserver wich prompted my gud frend frankie furter to ask if i wuz going to hav mor swimming lesson to wich i say oh no no no no no!!! and just in kayse mama is gitting enny funny ideeaz abowt maybe tayking me for mor sutch tortcher i hav deesided to tayk frankies sugjestchun and reepost wot happend last time she tried to teetch me to swim just so she reemembers that it wuz a disaster so chek it owt evrybuddy!!!

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the impending flyball turnamint post!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel the holidaze ar over eksept for noo yeerz witch as far as i no is a mayk beleev holiday ennyhow and that meenz it is time to git bak to flyball their is a turnamint nekst munth in the mithical sitty of irvine so i thawt i wood show evrywun sum old pikchers and viddyos of owr flyball trayning seshuns just in kayse yoo hav forgottin wot it luks like chek it owt!!!

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swimming lessens!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay now sum of yoo hav may hav herd roomers that i am not a gud swimmer i hav no ideea how theez roomers got started but mama has tayken it upon herself to fiks this so calld problem chek it owt!!!

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woofstock twenny ten!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel a kuple of weeks ago i went to woofstock for the annyooal flyball demo!!! this wil be wun of the last woofstocks before the wurld ends in twenny twelv so i am glad i got to go their and hav a gud time showing evrybuddy wot flyball is abowt and also gitting filmd by a moovee kamra guy!!! i dont no wot he wuz doing eksaktly i suspekt he wuz wurking on a dokyoomentry calld dennis the vizsla dog the dokyoomentry but we wil see!!! ennyway heer ar sum pikchers frum woofstock and of korse a flyball viddyo enjoy!!!

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a skolarly treetis on the mango minster flyball turnamint!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay now that evrywun is heer it is time for a kwik run throo on how the flyball turnamint is going to wurk!!!  ok lets all git owt owr marbul notebuks!!!

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its the sunday awards and meem and flyball preshow!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to yet anuther instalmint of the sunday awards and meem and flyball preshow!!!  thats rite this week we ar beginning owr long awayted paralel programming with mangominster 2010 its the mangominster flyball turnamint!!!  so that mayks this the flyball preshow!!!

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Chariots of Flyball

After showing the ancient Romans the error of their barbaric gladiatorial combat and introducing them to the wonderful dog sports of agility, fetch, and flyball, I departed from Rome in the Doghouse of Justice, heading back to my own time in the present.  However, my ship has once again fallen short of the mark, this time depositing me in England as the 1924 Olympics are coming up.  And here, I discover that I have changed history in a most disturbing way …

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my buddy todd!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel yoo may hav wunderd ware we wer going in that viddyo ware mama so kroolly mayd us wayt at the door wel i can tel yoo we wer going to see my buddy todd!!! now hoo is my buddy todd yoo ask??? wel my buddy todd isnt a hoo its more of a wot kind of like mongo frum the faymus dokyoomentry blayzing saddels eksept wareaz mongo wuz just a verry lardj man my buddy todd is a park check it owt it has got trees:

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me vs the tennis bal of deth

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as yoo may hav herd i met up with my noo frends joey and kealani at the fabeld top seekret dog park now joey and kealani alreddy noo abowt it so i didnt hav to eet them to protekt the seekret like i did with flat tony even tho dada spoyld my efort then by reassembling him dada wil be sorry wen flat tony blabs to the press abowt ware the top seekret dog park can be fownd!!!! wel ennyway we had a gud time playing with joey and kealani and the other dogs at the park

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Flyball Practice

As part of Dennis’s flyball training, my wife has been trying to teach him to go pick up a tennis ball from on top of a Yoplait yogurt container, with varying degrees of success.

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