Lulu’s Big Adventure, Part 2: Got Peemail?

Hello friendlies! Lulu here with Part 2 of my adventure from a couple of weeks ago, where I spent the entire day at the harbor!

The harbor looks a little crooked. This is because of the curvature of the Earth.

Spoiler alert: It was awesome! Although I did have to spend a few minutes with my harness latched onto the seatbelt waiting for Dada to put on his giant hat and stuff.

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Lulu’s Big Adventure, Part 1: Got Termites?

Hello friendlies! Lulu here, with a tale of my recent grand adventure! It started during the pandemic, when Mama and Dada started noticing tiny little round brown and black deposits all over the laundry machines in the garage. The laundry machines are white, so it was pretty obvious that these little pellets weren’t supposed to be there. It turns out these pellets are termite poop. Here’s a visual aid:

It’s important to make sure you’re not attempting to brew termite pellets in your Keurig or sprinkling them on your scrambled eggs.

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Wordless Wednesday: Being Eaten Out Of House And Home

“Do you like my new house? I got it from a 28-inch pizza that was underwater on its mortgage.”

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destrukshun???

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay erlier this week sumbuddy (dada!!!) posted a pikcher of the kowtch wot owr frends gave us to reeplayse the other kowtch wot misteeryusly lost all its stuffing the reeplaysment kowtch had a teensy littel hole in the arm and becuz of that i wuz blaymd and put bak in my krate wen mama and dada ar gawn!!! so unfare!!! how unfare yoo ask??? wel luk at this shokking evidense wot i hav amassd chek it owt:

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