Batman: “So tell me, have you ever considered adding cat ears to your uniform?”
Uhura: “Captain, we’ve locked onto the target destination for Josie and the Pussycats. Also, requesting permission to smack Batman upside the head.”
Captain Kirk: “Permission granted. Scotty, beam our guests down after Uhura smacks Batman.”
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The Gravity of the Situation
Bleep: “Bleep! Bleep! Bleep!”
Lulu: “I never had a stuffie that went ‘Bleep’ before. I feel like I’m being sweared at.”
Sebastian: “It’s the latest thing. Fully electronic.”
Valerie: “I have my doubts about this re-entry vehicle.”
Batman: “Don’t worry, Eartha, it’s perfectly safe. It will return your friends to Earth and then come back for us. Meanwhile, could you ladies put your Catwoman ears back on?”
Launchpad McBat
Lulu: “The launch pad is on a truck! No wonder it keeps showing up in different places!”
Chaplin: “That’s no truck. That’s the world’s biggest ‘no’ bottle.”
Charlee: “Yeah, why don’t you two go investigate and report back to us with what you find?”
Chaplin: “If you need us, we’ll be back at the Krispy Kreme napping near the thing that keeps the doughnuts warm.”
Batman: “The cats have finally had enough, Dog Wonder! It’s down to you and me now!”
Lulu: “‘Finally’? I expected them to get bored and leave four or five panels ago.”
Kream of the Krop
Charlee: “You can’t park here. It’s a handicapped spot.”
Batman: “I’m a grown man who dresses up like a bat and beats up criminals. I’m definitely handicapped.”
Charlee: “I don’t think that’s the kind of ‘handicapped’ they’re talking about.”
Lulu: “Let’s keep driving around until the sign lights up! Then the doughnuts will be fresh!”
Batman: “No time for that, Dog Wonder! We must go inside and confront the Riddler!”
Chaplin: “I can see why Ed would like this place. He’s got a thing for that shade of yellowish grey.”