dadas mama and dada kaym to visit and all i got to do wuz stay home!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo may reekall last munth my dadas mama and dada aka mimmier and pippier kaym to visit and they all went to varyus intresting playses arownd the mithikal land of suthern kalifornya but did i git to go to enny of theez playses??? no i did not!!! now of korse mimmier and pippier hav sinse reeternd home but they left sumwun beehind hoo akkompaneed them on there adventchers chek it owt!!!

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The Big Dogowski

Having been recruited by the mysterious Rylan Star League, I had expected to receive a starfighter and training in how to fly it, so that I can destroy my nemesis Darth Tater; but it turns out that the Rylan Star League, far from being an elite corps of pilots, is in fact a bowling organization. They have starfighters, to be sure, but in order to earn one, I have to defeat their top ace, Jesus Quintana, known as “The Jesus”, in single combat. The weapon of choice: A bowling ball. Fortunately, when it comes to games involving balls, no one can beat The Dennis.

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Star League

Having been plucked from the vast Costco parking lot by the mysterious recruiter Centauri, I now find myself speeding through space toward a rendezvous with my destiny: To join the Rylan Star League, become a starfighter, and destroy Darth Tater. Fame and glory await! When I complete my mission and get back to the university, all the professors in the philosophy and English departments will be even more jealous of me than they are of Indiana Jones!

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IT’S THE SUNDAY AWARDS AND MEME SHOW CAT AND MOUSE EDITION

HELLO HUMAN SERVANTS. THIS IS TROUBLE THE KITTY. I KNOW THAT NORMALLY ONE OF THE RED BIG CLUMSY DOGS RUNS HIS AWARDS AND MEME SHOW AT THIS TIME BUT ALL THE BIG CLUMSY DOGS ARE OFF ON SOME COCKAMAMIE ADVENTURE THAT I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH. I FOUND SOME SCRAWLED NOTES FOR THIS WEEK’S SHOW THAT I THINK THE BIGGER RED CLUMSY DOG WROTE ON A HAMBURGER WRAPPER BUT HE CAN’T SPELL OR PUNCTUATE SO I JUST THREW THEM AWAY AND WILL BE DOING THE SHOW MY WAY INSTEAD. PURR PURR PURR.

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i takes a likking and keeps on tikking!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay the other day tucker mayd wun of his peeryodik attempts to annoy me to deth but fortchoonatly for the time spayse time kontinyooum i endoord!!! chek it owt!!!

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its the awards and meem show!!! soon with noo theem song!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay thats rite its time for the sunday awards and meem show!!! now as yoo may rekall i reesently tryed to up the produkshun valyooz of the show by hiring a prodooser but that effert went a littel bit awri however i hav come up with an eeven better way to improov the show i hav brawt in the faymus minstrel bert bockarock to rite me a theem song!!!

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