Tag: the goonies

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Ba-Dum Ba-Dum Ba-Dum, Dum Da-Dum Dum Da-Dum, Dummmm

The Odd Couple

Having braved various traps and snares, dead ends, attitude-laden bouncers, and water slides, the Goonies and I finally reached the fabled pirate ship deep beneath the Goondocks; but no sooner did we discover the treasure than Ma Fratelli and her gang arrived to make… Continue Reading “The Odd Couple”

The Goon Squad

Having been unable to shake the amphibious creature that has latched onto our group, and having failed to convince it to eat that kid Data who wanted to put me in a cage, we have resolved to simply ignore it and continue trying to… Continue Reading “The Goon Squad”

Creature From The Black Lagoonies

Having accidentally messed up the keyboard line from “The Final Countdown”, the Goonies and I have found ourselves unceremoniously dumped onto a waterslide and plunged into a subterranean pool deep beneath the Goondocks. Given that the map promised us certain death if we failed… Continue Reading “Creature From The Black Lagoonies”

The Doggies Never Say Die

Having found what may in fact be the entrance to the network of tunnels leading to pirate treasure, the Goonies and I have embarked on a dangerous journey of discovery and exploration in the fractured ground beneath the Goondocks. I am still skeptical that… Continue Reading “The Doggies Never Say Die”

The Doggies

Having spent an indeterminate amount of time inside the bizarre world of the iPhone, I am not sure how long I’ve been gone from the University. Certainly it was long enough for everyone to depart Bushwood, because all my colleagues are gone and I… Continue Reading “The Doggies”

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