Classic Dennis: The War on Santa

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Charlee: “So what happens when we get to the top?”
Mr. Nibbles: “We stand on some boards and slide back to the bottom.”
Chaplin: “But highest cat wins. So once we get to the top, why wouldn’t we stay there?”
Mouse: “Gravity.”
Vermin: “HISS! You’re all going the wrong way!”
Spicoli: “You saw Santa back there too, right, dude?”
Lulu: “Of course.”
Spicoli: “Okay, just checking.”
Producer Smurf: “Have you smurfed any dogs or cats or field mice or guinea pigs or opossums around here today?”

As has become a holiday tradition around here, this Christmas I am re-running one of Dennis’s classic adventures, when he, Tucker, and Trouble resorted to extreme measures in an attempt to get off the “Naughty” list. As usual, nothing went as planned … Continue reading “Classic Dennis: The War on Santa”

Classic Dennis: The War on Santa

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This Christmas I’m re-running one of Dennis’s classic adventures, when he, Tucker, and Trouble resorted to extreme measures in an attempt to get off the “Naughty” list. Needless to say, nothing went as Dennis planned … Continue reading “Classic Dennis: The War on Santa”

The Naughty List

It is of course common knowledge that Dennis the Vizsla is permanently on the “Naughty” list. But what some of Dennis’s newer nice readers may not be aware of is exactly how he got on the “Naughty” list in the first place, way back in the mythical year 2009. Well, it’s a long story. And as so many long stories do where someone ends up on the “Naughty” list, this one starts with spiked eggnog …

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its the sunday awards and meem show holiday edishun!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog!!! hay wel it wuz a kwiet week heer after all the eksitement of krismas so their is not mutch happening in the awards and meem frunt however my frend carlos wood like evrywun to visit his petfinder paydj in hopes of finding himself a forever home like i did also if he gits enuf visits his foster mama wil donayt treets to other dogs wot ar also luking for homes thanks carloses mama on behaff of formerly homeless dogs i apreesheyayt wot yoo ar dooing!!!

okay now then on to sum pikchers!!!  my gud frend the purple hatter kreeayted a kuple of nice krismas cartoons chek it owt:

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