Having evidently been digitized by a bolt of lightning and bodily transferred into the iPhone, I now find myself in the curious position of being a dog in the body of a human — or rather, a computerized rendition of a human. Although this situation interests me from an techno-anthro-canopological standpoint, I do have more pressing concerns at the moment. For instance, in a digital world, where does one find stuffies? Plus there is the small matter of the impending Disc Match of Death …
i am told that this award sez yore blog is a dreem wot rimes with meem wot is wot this award also kind of is!!! it sez i am suppozed to giv seven byooty tips and then pass this along to seven of my frends so they can giv seven byooty tips and eech of them wil pass it along to seven of there frends hoo wil eech giv seven byooty tips and before long we wil hav akyoomyoolayted almost as menny byooty tips as yoo mite find on one or two paydjes of the faymus soodosientifik jurnal cosmopolitan!!! so let me begin with my efforts to byootify the wurld ok heer goze:
- evrybuddy luks gud in a hat i recomend a fedora altho dada seems to like his tilley hat better for sum reezon
- regyoolar baths in wich mama rubs yoo all over with coconut oyl wil keep yore fur luking sleek and glossy
- its gud to be color koordinayted for instanse vizsla dogs hav rust colord fur and noses and claws and eyes so i wood sugjest paynting yore nails and yore nose and waring colord contact lenzez to match yore hare color
- sumtimes yoo shud miks up yore luk by covering up yore collar with a bandanna
- for a nice firm tushie mayk shoor to wag yore tale at all times
- always ware protektiv ekwipment wen playing sports so that yoo can avoyd unsitely skrapes and broozes
- fresh cut grass is gud for keeping yore pads soft and suppel
ok so those ar my byooty tips now lets pass this along to seven others hoo can help keep us byootiful ok heer goze:
- first my byootiful and glossy gud frend stella!!!
- and my verry wel groomd frend dixie the poodle of distinkshun!!!
- and my other wel groomd frend sassy sasha the shih tzu!!!
- and my yet other wel groomd frend fiona!!!
- and my pretty frend sophy hoo keeps a dog eye on the wurld!!!
- and the always impekably dressd joe stains and tanner!!!
- and last but not leest my frend the warrior aginst spam hoo has mayd ekstensiv studeez debunking the soodosientifik jurnal cosmopolitan!!!
ok so mutch for keeping the wurld byootiful now lets moov on to this nekst award wot wuz custom dezined by my talented frend the purpel hatter:
as yoo can see this award is ……. ummmmm oh wayt that is the best female blogger award wot i dont think is for me hang on a sekund wile i figger this owt ok this is the wun i wuz suppozed to tayk:
as yoo can see this award sez i play a meen geetar wich is of korse troo altho not having thums mayks it hard to hit the wammy bar ennyway purple hatter wud like to giv theez awards to enny of this frends so go grab them if yoo want them!!! just remember purple hatters blog is not for reeding wile at wurk or wile under the aydj of ateteen!!! thats like too and a haf in dog yeerz so i am allowd to reed it tho!!! ok bye