Tag: time travel

Back! To the Future!

Dennis: “I hope the Hipsters are doing all right with those ninja hedgehogs.” James Bond (1986): “I’m sure there’s no need to worry about your little friends, Dennis. They can obviously take care of themselves.” Mouse: “I’m not sure if you really believe that…

Shaken Not Stirred

James Bond: “Stand back, my furry little friends. These creatures are dangerous!” Ninja Hedgehog Commander: “So, Mr. Bond, you thought you could blow up our mealworm vats and not pay the price? Think again.” Dennis: “I haven’t done anything to your mealworm vats. Lately….

Retrograde Amnesia

Dennis: “Okay, let me make sure I’ve got this straight. You’re James Bond, you’ve never seen me before, and this is 1986.” James Bond: “Correct on all counts.” Mouse: “Of course he’s never seen you before, Dennis. You met him over thirty years in…

Back to the Past

James Bond: “Who’s a good puppy? Who’s a cute puppy? Who? Who?” Dennis: “Me?” James Bond: “That’s right! And who deserves a head pat and a chin skritch?” Dennis: “Also me?” James Bond: “That’s right!” Mouse: “Sure sure, Dennis is awesome. Now can you…

Aces High

Spicoli: “Dude, is it just me or does your gadget look an awful lot like a flux capacitor?” Mouse: “It’s not just you. The flux capacitor sets up a small time oscillation inside the slot machine which allows me to control the output of…

Army of Stuffedness

feeld wurk!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i seem to be having a bit of trouble gitting my projekt to sayv the erth frum tuckers flatchoolense off the grownd

Observed Around The Field Near Dennis’s House

back to the fyootcher!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i hav sekyoord the vakyoom kleener to the doghowse of justiss and now i just need to sekyoor the doghowse of justiss to doc browns delorean and then with the kombined power of both…

Observed Around The Driveway

bored rum!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay trixie has calld a meeting in the bored rum i wunder wot she wants to diskuss!!!

Rerun: The Doghouse of Justice Returns

The Doghouse of Justice Returns (7/25/2009) When I last filed a dispatch, I was about to join the mysterious Doctor inside a dog house on the Planet Petco, where we hoped to hide from the fearsome Kongleks. But it turned out that this was…

The Rice Pirates

Having spent the last several hours crawling through filthy ventilation systems with John McClane has finally paid off, as we have reached a vent that will give us access to the main hangar of the Spud Star, where our ship, the Orca, is sits…

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