Back to the Past

James Bond: “Who’s a good puppy? Who’s a cute puppy? Who? Who?”
Dennis: “Me?”
James Bond: “That’s right! And who deserves a head pat and a chin skritch?”
Dennis: “Also me?”
James Bond: “That’s right!”
Mouse: “Sure sure, Dennis is awesome. Now can you explain who you are and why you insisted on leaving the flux capacitor burning while we retreated to this retro 80s arcade nook?”
Charlee: “Look at the moving things, Chaplin!”
Chaplin: “I’m looking, Charlee!”
Mr. Nibbles: “Whee! I’m Bullitt!”

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Aces High

Spicoli: “Dude, is it just me or does your gadget look an awful lot like a flux capacitor?”
Mouse: “It’s not just you. The flux capacitor sets up a small time oscillation inside the slot machine which allows me to control the output of its processor, thus allowing me to override the pseudo-random number generator and control the icons that it outputs.”
Spicoli: “Oh, okay. Wait, what?”
Mouse: “I’ll make it go back and forth in time so I can cheat at slots.”
Spicoli: “Oh, okay. Cool.”

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back to the fyootcher!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i hav sekyoord the vakyoom kleener to the doghowse of justiss and now i just need to sekyoor the doghowse of justiss to doc browns delorean and then with the kombined power of both time macheens and the spayse travel capabiliteez of the doghowse i wil be aybel to sayv the wurld frum tuckers flatchoolense chek it owt!!!

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