Tag: top gun

Saving the Day

Last week, Spiny Norman and I faced seemingly certain doom as our fighter jet fell apart in the middle of a training exercise-turned-dogfight against Maverick and his sidekick Mark Greene.  As we plummeted toward the ground, all hope seemed lost; but surely this cannot… Continue Reading “Saving the Day”

Dogfight

Our training operation with Maverick and his sidekick Mark Greene is underway. This is supposed to be a friendly competition, but Maverick’s crazed obsession with my supposed theft of his Ray-Bans has turned it into a grudge match instead. This time, it’s personal.

Top Pup

Last week, Spiny Norman and I enrolled in the Top Gun school, so that Spiny Norman could fulfill his dream of flying airplanes.  Little did I realize that the cutthroat world of the Top Gun school makes the cutthroat world of the university seem… Continue Reading “Top Pup”

Career Stopportunities

Last week, I promised to help Spiny Norman find a job and fit back into society.  Unfortunately, after a criminal life spent on the streets, Spiny Norman has few marketable skills, and is unable to relate to people in a normal manner.  It is… Continue Reading “Career Stopportunities”

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