Chaplin: “This is ridiculous. There’s nothing in that safe that concerns the FBI.”
Agent McFold: “We’ll determine that at the Feline Bureau of Investigation headquarters, away from prying red panda eyes.”
Bob the Pyromaniac Builder: “Can’t I just blow it up out here?”
Agent McFold: “No, Bob. I called in special feline transport to pick it up.”
Tag: trash
(Mostly) Wordless Wednesday: Lulu’s Trading Post






Dada’s Note: This is just a small subset of things Lulu has brought to trade for fish skins.
Lu The Harbor!
Hello friendlies! Lulu here! I never really went anywhere in my past life on a ranch except when I would jump over the fence and run around the fields so I still don’t always know what to expect when I get in the car. Am I going to the V-E-T? Am I going back to the shelter? Am I going to Disneyland? But on Memorial Day I went somewhere new. Can you guess where I went on Memorial Day? Can you guess? You’ll never guess! Oh, wait, I already gave it away in the title.
Wordless Wednesday: Double Barrel
Caturday Matinee: The Trash Bath
a skolarly treetis on why the bakyard is ful of kardbord and trash!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum bak to part too of my too part seereez on why the bakyard is a disaster arrea theez days now they say a pikcher is wurth a thowsand wurds so heer is my thowsand wurd eksplanayshun for the messes inside and owtside chek it owt!!!
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The Raiding Is The Hardest Part
The After Party’s Gonna Be A Wingding
Ba-Dum Ba-Dum Ba-Dum, Dum Da-Dum Dum Da-Dum, Dummmm
the feeesta iland oddissy part wun!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am glad evrywun liked my pikchers frum the harbor!!! that is not the only trip we hav gawn on reesently tho!!! not long ago we went to feeesta iland to meet my frend indie frum the flyball teem!!! it wuz a gud time and we got to go all arownd the iland on akkownt of tuckers stroller hay that reeminds me mama rote a revyoo of the sag waggin on the ballistic racers flyball blog if you want to reed it just clik on http://ballisticracers.wordpress.com/2010/07/06/pet-gear-expedition-stroller-review/!!! altho it wuz mostly fun their wer stil sum terrifying moments but lets start with the gud times first ok heer goze
its the sunday awards and meem and film festival show!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay welkum to the sunday awards and meem show!!! we ar stil on owr grand whirld toor wot wuz arrayndjd by my brother tucker the other vizsla dog and this week we ar broadkasting frum owr first stop the lardjest trash heep on the west koast!!!
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me vs the room wot duznt hav enny karpeting
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as i am shoor most of yoo ar aware their ar too akseptabul forms of flooring their is karpeting and their is tile altho of korse this duznt apply to owtside ware yoo hav all sorts of difrent flooring like grass and seement and payvment and sand and dirt and pine cones and leevs and pine needels and more grass but i digress ennyway on a reesent visit to my mamas skool i wuz horrified to diskuver that sum rooms do not hav eether tile or karpet but sum other substanse wot appeerz to be old bowling alley floors chek it owt!!!
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satterday in the park i think it wuz the forth of jooly!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay so for the forth of jooly we reeternd to owr old hawnt the top seekret dog park chek it owt!!!
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