Smurfy Basket

Producer Smurf: “Oh for the love of smurf! This is smurfing ridiculous! If we have to smurf at every smurfing cumulus cloud so the Hipsters can smurf a nap, we’re never going to smurf where we’re smurfing!”
Spicoli: “Dude, chill. You get incoherent when you’re all smurfed up and then nobody can smurf what you’re smurfing to smurf.”
Producer Smurf: “Stop smurfing ‘smurf’! Dogs don’t get to smurf ‘smurf’! Only smurfs get to smurf ‘smurf’!”
Spicoli: “Sorry, what? I didn’t smurf that. Could you smurf it again, a little smurfier this time, and try to smurf your smurfs more smurfily?”
Mouse: “Enough! The next person who uses ‘smurf’ as a general purpose word is getting kicked out of this basket and can find his own way home!”

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to the desert!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel in order to eskayp that jiant bird wot has invayded the howse i hav deesided to eskort my frends the small animals sumware wot the bird wil not find them!!! to the desert!!! oh and also the smurf is tagging along!!!


Mr. Nibbles: “Where are we going, Mr. Dennis?”
Dennis: “Somewhere that big bird won’t follow us — out into the desert!”
Producer Smurf: “Aren’t you afraid they might smurf away your certificate of bravery?”
Dennis: “That certificate was for being brave for dental surgery, not for being brave in the face of a giant bird with a pointy beak.”

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to the playse wot mayks julian apple pies!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay my toor of suthern kalifornya with speshul gide “flat stanley” kontinyooz this week!!! after he trayded in his flatmobile for that 1932 duffeldorf or wotever its kalld at the kraftwerks myoozeum we now hav a sweet konvertibul to tayk up into the mowntins just like the last time i visitted the mithikal sitty of julian wich is of korse ware yoo kan git sum of the best pies ever!!! however we did not go in sertch of pies this time we went in sertch of gold chek it owt!!!

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to the kraftwerks myoozeum!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel having moovd on frum the mishun san looeey ray after kutting saint francis of assistant a chek for crashing into his porch my toor gide flat stanley and i hav now mayd owr way in the flatmobile to the carlsbad kraftwerks myoozeum wot is a playse of menny small and wundrus models and replicas!!!


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dadas mama and dada kaym to visit and all i got to do wuz stay home!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo may reekall last munth my dadas mama and dada aka mimmier and pippier kaym to visit and they all went to varyus intresting playses arownd the mithikal land of suthern kalifornya but did i git to go to enny of theez playses??? no i did not!!! now of korse mimmier and pippier hav sinse reeternd home but they left sumwun beehind hoo akkompaneed them on there adventchers chek it owt!!!


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Days Of Whine And Cheeses


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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i seem to be stranded on a desert iland with just me myself and i and that weerd seegull wot talks a lot!!! i am putting this messadj in a bottel in the hope that sumday sumwun wil find it and discuver wot happend to me!!!

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the sunday awards and meem show reterns!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel i am bak with the sunday awards and meem show now first i wood like to menshun that my gud frend the three dog blogger has posted an intervyoo with me wich is not reely a meem per say but it is a me-em so it kind of kownts wel ennyway yoo can reed this intervyoo heer thanks for the intervyoo three dog blogger hav yore peepul call my peepul and well do luntch ha ha ok lets moov on!!!

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