Observed Around The House

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Spicoli: “So are you feeling better now that your friend Billy Idol told you that’s just a toy spider and not a killer plastic alien invader, dude?”
Dennis: “Yep! That wasn’t Billy Idol, though, that was the Doctor.”
Spicoli: “Dude! Seriously? What is he a doctor of? Can he write me a prescription?”
Dennis: “Ummm, I don’t think he’s a veterinarian. I’ve never seen him with a dog. Except for me of course.”

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Overheard Around The House

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Spicoli: “So you’re feeling better about that snail after you talked to your mama on that gadget, dude?”
Dennis: “A bit.”
Spicoli: “I bet the treats helped too, right, dude?”
Dennis: “Yes, watching you eat them was very relaxing.”

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Can You Hear Me Now?

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Spicoli: “Dude, what’s this electronic gadget thingie?”
Dennis: “It’s a dog video chat phone. It lets me call Mama and Dada when I’m worried about something. Also, it dispenses treats.”
Vermin: “HISSSS! Silly scaredy dog! I can only imagine how much use that’ll get! I give it two hours before they stop taking your calls!”
Dennis: “They can’t stop taking my calls! They’re Mama and Dada!”

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a skolarly treetis on pst!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo may hav herd i hav ben going for pst treetments now i no wot yoo may be saying to yoreself yoo may be saying to yoreself self wot ar pst treetments??? wel seeing as i am now an ekspert on the matter i am heer to eksplayn it to yoo!!! now of korse the pst is the file format wot is yoozed by the notoryus bloteware mikrosoft owtluk evidently i hav sumthing rong with my pst file so the first thing we need to do is vizzit mikrosofts web site to reed up on how to repayr the inboks or better yet just git rid of owtluk and yooze sumthing els like mozilla thunderburp (ha ha ha thunderburp that is wot i do after i eet) to reed yore eemayl insted of — wot??? oh dada sez i am tawking abowt a kompleetly difrent kind of pst sorry i got sidetrakd their!!! no the pst we ar tawking abowt heer is pulsed signal therapy to regro kartiladj oops my bad!!! but i am bak on trak so ok lets go!!!

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