Tag: treats
The Begging Perch
Mouse: “Well it’s nice to see you two are back on your usual begging perch together. The CAT scan convinced you, eh, Charlee?”
Charlee: “No.”
Lulu’s Lyrics: Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of Eating Things)
Hello friendlies! Lulu here with some new lyrics for you! This is my version of the famous Eurythmics song “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)”, which is a good song, but never actually tells you what sweet dreams are made of. An alternate version of the song, “Sweet Dreams (Are Made of Cheese)“, gets a lot more specific, and sounds a lot tastier than, you know, people who want to use and abuse you and whatnot. A little dark there, Eurythmics!
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Mama: “Lulu, did you steal this plastic drain cleaner?”
Lulu: “The what now?”
The Ice Cream Cup Of Shame
Lulu: “Why are you wearing a Cone of Shame? Were you biting yourself or something?”
Chaplin: “It’s not a Cone of Shame. Cones of Shame are for dogs. It’s an ice cream cup with cat food smeared on the inside.”
Lulu: “All right, but why are you wearing it on your head?”
Chaplin: “Because I didn’t get all the cat food out of it yet.”
Lulu: “Doesn’t that make it hard to see? Aren’t you afraid you’ll bump into something?”
Chaplin: “No. I don’t need eyes and ears to find my way around. I have other preternatural cat senses.”
Lulu: “Such as?”
Chaplin: “Finely tuned and highly sensitive whiskers, for one.”
Lulu: “You do realize your finely tuned and highly sensitive whiskers are also inside the cup, right?”
Chaplin: “I said FOR ONE.”
Later …

Caturday Matinee: Late for Snack Time
Bucket Head
Caturday Matinee: The Great Fish Skin Caper
Caturday Matinee: Caged Treats
Throwback (Tucker & Dennis) Thursday: You Cannot Eat It
Caturday Matinee: Training Day
Dada’s note: Charlee, Chaplin, and Lulu are continue to have managed interactions with each other while we work to convince Chaplin that Lulu is an acceptable addition to the house. (Charlee and Lulu are already cool, because they’re both chill ladies.) This involves having everyone together in the same room for increasingly long times while they get cookies and practice being calm. Guess which animal is best at that …
If you guessed Charlee, then you chose … wisely.