Constitutional Anarchy

Dennis: “Greetings, In-n-Out Burger Manager. I am Dennis, King of California.”
Dennis the Constitutional In-n-Out Burger Manager: “I didn’t know California had a King.”
Dennis: “Neither did I! But I recently became aware that it’s almost certainly not entirely impossible that I could be and probably am the King.”
Dennis the Constitutional In-n-Out Burger Manager: “Yeah? How’d you become King, then?”

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its the sunday awards and meem show!!! feetchering speshul gest host crag ferguson!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog welkum to another instalment of the sunday awards and meem show!!! todays speshul gest is the faymus persun crag ferguson!!! i am not shoor wot crag ferguson duz eksaktly but with a naym like crag i bet he is a profeshunal ressler or sumthing ennyway pleez welkum crag ferguson!!!!

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