Tag: turtles

The Quorum Forum

Lulu: “All right, now that we have a quorum, let’s hear arguments for and against, then take a vote to decide if we want to try to get this economic assistance from Facebook so that we can buy new balloons for the turtle.”Vermin: “HISSS!… Continue Reading “The Quorum Forum”

Yes, We Have No Balloonas

Carpet Turtle: “That infernal lung-powered device of yours popped all my balloons, mammal.” Lulu: “I know. Sorry.”

Concerts In The Park Yard

Gotcha Where We Wantcha

Delivery Man: “I’ve got a package for ‘The Hipster Kitties’ and a ‘Lulu’.” Hipsters: “That’s us!” Lulu: “You can leave it there in the Neutral Zone.” Delivery Man: “The what?” Lulu: “I mean the front step.” Delivery Man: “Oh, right.”

It’s A Happy Hipster Birthday!

Three years ago today, two cute little tiny kittens were born:

Visiting Hours

  Lulu: “What’s the first thing you’re going to do when we get to Kosmo’s house, Chaplin?” Chaplin: “I’m going to wash off all this troll ear wax. What about you?” Producer Smurf: “You smurf the least smurfy airline ever. What kind of airline… Continue Reading “Visiting Hours”

happy maybe probly twelfth birthday to me!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot tooday is??? tooday is my maybe probly twelfth birthday!!! Vermin: “You say it’s your birthday! It’s my birthday too! So give me your cake!” Dennis: “Do I have to?” Spicoli: “I don’t think… Continue Reading “happy maybe probly twelfth birthday to me!!!”

Has Anyone Seen Abe Frohman?

Spicoli: “Yo, dude, do you work here?” Ambassador: “Yes, I do. That’s why I’m on this side of the counter. How can I help you today, ‘sir’?” Spicoli: “We’re looking for our friend. He’s a red dog who accidentally got deported to Hungary.” Ambassador:… Continue Reading “Has Anyone Seen Abe Frohman?”

The Operative Word

James Bond: “Baccarat. Yes, I can tell you about baccarat. But first you must tell me something.” Dennis: “Ummm okay, let’s see. Well, I licked all the bacon in the buffet.” James Bond: “That’s not the sort of information I meant. But thank you… Continue Reading “The Operative Word”

Smurfy Basket

Producer Smurf: “Oh for the love of smurf! This is smurfing ridiculous! If we have to smurf at every smurfing cumulus cloud so the Hipsters can smurf a nap, we’re never going to smurf where we’re smurfing!” Spicoli: “Dude, chill. You get incoherent when… Continue Reading “Smurfy Basket”

Shell Riders In The Sky

Charlee: “Look, Chaplin! I can see our house from here!” Producer Smurf: “Of course you can smurf your house from here. We’ve only smurfed like a hundred feet.”

Hungary Or Hunger-y?

Mouse: “As you all know, Dennis got himself ‘repatriated’ to Hungary. The purpose of this meeting is to form a rescue party to bring him back.” Vermin: “HISSS! I don’t see why we have to bother! Once he starts shredding all their furniture, they’ll… Continue Reading “Hungary Or Hunger-y?”

Sea Dogs

Sky Turtle: “What are we doing at the San Diego harbor?” Spicoli: “We’re trying to find Dennis.” Sky Turtle: “But the drunken, mascara-wearing biped said Dennis would be aboard his old pirate ship. They don’t have pirate ships here.” Spicoli: “Dude, check out all… Continue Reading “Sea Dogs”

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