The Oceanside Animals
And their imaginary friends
Tag: turtles
The Quorum Forum
Lulu: “All right, now that we have a quorum, let’s hear arguments for and against, then take a vote to decide if we want to try to get this economic assistance from Facebook so that we can buy new balloons for the turtle.”Vermin: “HISSS!… Continue Reading “The Quorum Forum”
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Yes, We Have No Balloonas
Carpet Turtle: “That infernal lung-powered device of yours popped all my balloons, mammal.” Lulu: “I know. Sorry.”
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Concerts In The Park Yard
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Gotcha Where We Wantcha
Delivery Man: “I’ve got a package for ‘The Hipster Kitties’ and a ‘Lulu’.” Hipsters: “That’s us!” Lulu: “You can leave it there in the Neutral Zone.” Delivery Man: “The what?” Lulu: “I mean the front step.” Delivery Man: “Oh, right.”
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It’s A Happy Hipster Birthday!
Three years ago today, two cute little tiny kittens were born:
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Visiting Hours
Lulu: “What’s the first thing you’re going to do when we get to Kosmo’s house, Chaplin?” Chaplin: “I’m going to wash off all this troll ear wax. What about you?” Producer Smurf: “You smurf the least smurfy airline ever. What kind of airline… Continue Reading “Visiting Hours”
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happy maybe probly twelfth birthday to me!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay gess wot tooday is??? tooday is my maybe probly twelfth birthday!!! Vermin: “You say it’s your birthday! It’s my birthday too! So give me your cake!” Dennis: “Do I have to?” Spicoli: “I don’t think… Continue Reading “happy maybe probly twelfth birthday to me!!!”
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Has Anyone Seen Abe Frohman?
Spicoli: “Yo, dude, do you work here?” Ambassador: “Yes, I do. That’s why I’m on this side of the counter. How can I help you today, ‘sir’?” Spicoli: “We’re looking for our friend. He’s a red dog who accidentally got deported to Hungary.” Ambassador:… Continue Reading “Has Anyone Seen Abe Frohman?”
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The Operative Word
James Bond: “Baccarat. Yes, I can tell you about baccarat. But first you must tell me something.” Dennis: “Ummm okay, let’s see. Well, I licked all the bacon in the buffet.” James Bond: “That’s not the sort of information I meant. But thank you… Continue Reading “The Operative Word”
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Smurfy Basket
Producer Smurf: “Oh for the love of smurf! This is smurfing ridiculous! If we have to smurf at every smurfing cumulus cloud so the Hipsters can smurf a nap, we’re never going to smurf where we’re smurfing!” Spicoli: “Dude, chill. You get incoherent when… Continue Reading “Smurfy Basket”
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Shell Riders In The Sky
Charlee: “Look, Chaplin! I can see our house from here!” Producer Smurf: “Of course you can smurf your house from here. We’ve only smurfed like a hundred feet.”
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Hungary Or Hunger-y?
Mouse: “As you all know, Dennis got himself ‘repatriated’ to Hungary. The purpose of this meeting is to form a rescue party to bring him back.” Vermin: “HISSS! I don’t see why we have to bother! Once he starts shredding all their furniture, they’ll… Continue Reading “Hungary Or Hunger-y?”
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Sea Dogs
Sky Turtle: “What are we doing at the San Diego harbor?” Spicoli: “We’re trying to find Dennis.” Sky Turtle: “But the drunken, mascara-wearing biped said Dennis would be aboard his old pirate ship. They don’t have pirate ships here.” Spicoli: “Dude, check out all… Continue Reading “Sea Dogs”
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Hipsters, Lulu, & Company
Thank you Petcretary Ingrid of Meezer’s Mews & Terrieristical Woofs!
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