Greetings, quivering civilians! It is I, Saya the Mighty, the vampire-hunting vizsla, with an update from points north! Continue reading “I, SAYA THE MIGHTY, AM HEADING FOR THE RING!”
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo may reemember sevral weeks ago i posted an updayt on how i wuz dooing with my owtcheosarkoma and this week i am bak with an updayt to the updayt!!! now of korse bak in deesember i first met my noo pal eeyativ raydeeayshun and he wuz intended to help the owtchee of the owtcheeosarkoma and wile it sertinly did that for over siks munths it is the kind of treetmint wot eventchooally wares off and that is wot has ben happining now i hav ben fayvoring my rite leg and holding my left leg up in the air and beeing kayrful not to sit on it and sinse i am not a whiner eksept wen i want sum fud this is my way of telling mama and dada that my hip hurts agin!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay as yoo may reemember bak in the mists of time that is deesember ateteenth twenny seventeen i yelpd and started limping after falling on the floor doo to a faylyoor to lawntch wile gitting onto the bed!!! sinse i am not a yelper or a limper mama and dada tuk me in to the vetnameez playse that saym day ware i got xrays wot ternd up sum suspishus lukking thing in my left hip so i wuz reeferd to the speshulists for sum further testing wot ended up with me beeing diagnosd with an owtcheosarkoma in the left side of my elvis the pelvis!!! sinse the owtcheosarkoma is inoperabul it wuz deesided that the best korse of akshun for me wood be pallyativ raydeeayshun to treet the payn followd by regyoolar monitering and followups to mayntayn my kwality of life so that is wot we did!!! now at the time the anklyosaurolodjists at the kanser treetment senter gayv us sum odds i reemember it perfektly it went just like this!!!
C3PO: “Sir, the odds of a dog surviving six months after a diagnosis of axial osteosarcoma are approximately fifty percent.”
Dennis: “Never tell me the odds!”
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as yoo probly reemember i hav had a fyoo ummm noo helth challendjes in the last yeer or so on top of the hart murmer wot i hav had for a wile!!! so i think it is abowt time for an updayt on how i am feeling!!!
and hoo better to rite that updayt then me dennis the vizsla dog??? nobuddy!!! wel ok maybe my vets but i wood probly hav to pay them but stil i am the nekst best awthoritee on myself chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay thank yoo all for yore tail wags and purrs and sutch!!! my kardiak reechek went wel the vetnameez persun sed that their is less of a thrill in my mermer now yoozhually a thrill is a gud thing rite??? but aparently not with a hart mermer!!! so they think that meens the medikayshuns ar helping releev the preshoor in my hart frum the mermer becuz nobuddy wants to be under preshoor eksept maybe the faymus minstrels queen and david bowie!!! ennyway to figger owt wot is up with my koffing they tuk sum chest xrays wot did show my hart is sumwot enlardjed and my lungs are sumwot fuzzy and they told my mama that it is not unyoozhual to see fuzzy lungs on an older dog wel duh of korse we ar fuzzy we ar dogs!!! ennyway we ar stil wayting for the ofishal reeport frum the persun wot reeds the xrays to find owt wot eksaktly it all meens but so far the nooz is pritty gud!!! thank yoo all agin for yore wel wishes and purrs and tail wags!!! as yoo kan see i am resting komfortably and dreeming of my old pack and konserving my enerdjeez for the big debayt this weekend!!! ok bye
hello gentle readers. this is the beautiful trixie. dennis tells me dada has been remiss in updating you all on how i am doing. at least i think that’s what he’s trying to tell me. he gets excited sometimes and then he babbles and carries on.
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yoo may remember last munth mama interrupted my wurdless wensday becuz she wanted to help bring attenshun to sum blah blah blah lejislayshun abowt raybeez eksempshuns for dogs wot arnt helthy witch is gud but it had langwidj in it wor sed sutch dogs had to be kept kwaranteend more or less forever wich is bad wel gess wot??? the hyoomans in the ledjislaytcher tuk owt the kwaranteen langwidj check it owt!!!