What Went Into That Dog: The Game Show, Featuring Special Guest Riley’s Results!

Producer Smurf: “All right, well, while we’re waiting for the fire department to smurf up, let’s see if we can’t smurf Riley’s results!”
Chia: “You guys see that gopher over there, right?”
Xena: “Yes.”
Chia: “Are we gonna get him?”
Xena: “No.”
Chia: “Why not?”
Xena: “Because he might have another bomb.”
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What Went Into That Dog: The Game Show, Riley Edition

Mouse: “Decided to stop ‘flying’ around stage, did you?”
Java Bean: “Well you know, hovering takes a lot of energy.”
Mouse: “Uh-huh.”
Producer Smurf: “All right, now that we’ve no longer got dogs smurfing around the stage on a string, it’s time to smurf our contestants’ guesses! Vermin, what breeds do you smurf went into Riley?”
Vermin: “HISSS! Scam! This whole show is a scam! There aren’t any prizes and I don’t think you really have any judges! So I refuse to make any more guesses until I see a prize, a judge, or both!”
Producer Smurf: “Sorry, our judges have smurfed that refusing to guess is a disqualifier. No prizes for you.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Because you don’t have any prizes!”
Charlee: “Game show contestants sure are unruly these days.”
Spicoli: “Could be worse, dude, we could be in an airport.”

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What Went Into That Dog: The Game Show, Round 3

Producer Smurf: “Welcome back! It’s the third and final round of ‘What Went Into That Dog’, featuring our smurfy special guest Riley!”
Riley: “Hi everybody!”

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What Went Into That Dog: The Game Show, Featuring Java Bean’s Results!

Norman #1: “Are you a ninja?”
Norman #2: “Look, I have a katana too!”
Norman #1: “Have you ever considered living underground?”
The Bride: “You weird little guinea pigs are messing up my cake frosting with your spines.”
Spicoli: “Dude, she thinks the ninja hedgehogs are guinea pigs.”
Mr. Nibbles: “I’m not going to correct her, friend Spicoli. Are you?”
Spicoli: “Ha ha ha ha ha! No.”
Producer Smurf: “All right, all right, let’s try to smurf through the chaos and get to Java Bean’s breed results!”
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What Went Into That Dog: The Game Show, Java Bean Edition

Producer Smurf: “All right, let’s try to smurf ourselves together long enough to smurf some guesses as to what Bean’s genetic makeup is. First, let’s smurf from Vermin!”
Vermin: “HISSS! A nasty dog!”
Producer Smurf: “You smurfed the same guess for Lulu. Are you sure you don’t want to smurf a little more specific this time?”
Vermin: “HISSS! A nasty dog with asymmetrical ears!”
Producer Smurf: “The judges are smurfing me that ‘nasty with asymmetrical ears’ isn’t a breed, but they’ll allow it.”
Java Bean: “My ears are asymmetrical?”
Spicoli: “You know what would go well with that cake, dude?”
Blue: “No, what?”
Spicoli: “Coffee.”
Blue: “They had coffee in the room next door. I can go steal some.”
Chaplin: “I was sure he was going to say ‘Doritos’.”
Charlee: “So was I!”

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What Went Into That Dog: The Game Show, Round 2

Producer Smurf: “Welcome to Round Two of ‘Guess What Went Into That Dog’! You already smurfed our contestants, so let’s smurf hello to this week’s dog, Java Bean!”
Java Bean: “¡Hola!”
Spicoli: “Any luck finding refreshments in the Green Room, dude?”
Blue: “Well they have dog biscuits in there but they wouldn’t let me have any. I might stage a raid later.”
Norman: “Did I just hear somebody say something about a raid?”

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What Went Into That Dog: The Game Show, Featuring Lulu’s Results!

Producer Smurf: “Welcome back! Is everyone ready to smurf the results? Let’s get started!”
Spicoli: “What results are we looking at again? Did some dude take an exam?”
Mr. Nibbles: “Lulu’s genetic testing breed results, friend Spicoli.”
Spicoli: “Oh right. I remember now. Hey, wait, weren’t we going to make s’mores?”
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What Went Into That Dog: The Game Show, Lulu Edition

Producer Smurf: “All right, our first contestant is Vermin!”
Vermin: “HISSS! I keep telling all of you! My name is Jill!”
Producer Smurf: “Vermin is some kind of wallaby or something. She smurfs around the house hissing at everyone.”
Vermin: “HISSS! Crazy smurf! I’m an opossum! The part about hissing is accurate though.”
Producer Smurf: “All right then, Vermin, let’s smurf your guess as to what kind of dog Lulu smurfs!”
Vermin: “HISSS! She’s a nasty dog! Just like all the other nasty dogs and cats! Also I think she’s a clone of Trixie.”
Chaplin: “Mouse, you ruled out cloning as a source of where Lulu came from, right?”
Mouse: “Well, I know Trouble’s Clone-o-Matic wasn’t used to make her, but it’s not like I checked every other Clone-o-Matic in the world.”

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Barking Lessons

Bean: “All right, for our first exercise, who can tell me what this is a picture of?”
Blue: “Jurassic Park!”
Corinne Corgi: “Weeds that the peasants haven’t tidied up in a long time.”
Rhodey Ridgeback: “Lions!”
Bernice Bernese: “Mountains!”
Poppy Poodle: “No place I would want to go.”
Sleepy Dog: “Is it time for a break yet?”
Puppy: “I don’t know but it makes me want to pee.”

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Orientation

Bean: “Welcome to day one of How To Be A Watchdog. Umm, Lulu, I kind of thought it was just going to be me showing you how to bark at stuff.”
Lulu: “Well I invited a few friends.”
Rhodey Ridgeback: “I would just like to point out that there are cats here.”

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The Tour, Day 2: The Kitchen

Lulu: “This is the kitchen. It’s where food preparation takes place.”
Java Bean: “Food, eh? Funny, it doesn’t look like a taco truck.”
Spicoli: “Did someone say ‘taco truck’?”

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They’re Off To See The Wizard

Charlee: “It wasn’t me who turned Chaplin into a pillbug. If I could do that, I would’ve done it a long time ago. I think it was a wizard.”
Producer Smurf: “Well if you smurf it was a wizard, let’s smurf to my village and smurf to Papa Smurf. He smurfs all about wizards.”

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