We Interrupt the Fictional Story of Chaplin Eating Something and Getting in Trouble with the Actual Story of Chaplin Eating Something and Getting in Trouble

Today’s regularly scheduled blog post will be appearing next week instead as our main character in this particular series, Chaplin, decided to demonstrate how accurate his characterization is by eating something he shouldn’t have and landing at the emergency vet. 🚨🚑 After Chaplin spent most of the day and evening in the vet, the final verdict (via ultrasound) was that there’s no blockage, and so surgery was (narrowly) avoided. But the weekend was definitely shot even more than most weekends are these days …

Tune in next week when the tale of the ice cream cup will continue!

the lukk o’the irish!!! or not!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am tayking a kwik brayk frum owr meeting with the big skarry bird to diskuss sum importent topiks naymly perry-o and cardy-o!!! now of korse evrywun nos cardy-o is verry importent and wun of the primary keys to servival in the eevent of natcheral disasters sutch as a zombee apokalips check it owt!!!

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Trixie Thursday: Some Good News, Some No News

hello gentle readers. this is the beautiful trixie with an update on my condition. but first let me thank you all for your kind words and concern. here’s a nice old picture of me with my pretty face on for everyone.

me a long time ago
me a long time ago

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speshul gest sunday: the adventcher of the vizsla dog wot is not dennis!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel yoo may be shokd to lern that my mama and dada no a number of peepul wot also happen to hav vizsla dogs like me wot ar the odds???

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pins and needels

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel sevral times i hav ben abandond and left home in the krate wile tucker goze owt and seez a speshul kind of vetnameez persun he is a whole-istic vet hoo performs akyoopunktchoor i am not shoor wot whole-istic or akyoopunktchoor is but tucker always comes bak frum this vetnameez persun feeling gud and with a spring in his step verry strayndj!!!  so to find owt wot goze on at this speshal vetnameez playse i hav attachd a hidden camra to mama lets tayk a luk:

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hoo is denise?!?!?

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel as yoo may or may not no i offen intersept dadas mayl luking for enny valyoobal offers for free treets or dog fud wot he may not hav seen wel this week i intersepted a letter frum a vet wot i went to wunse upon a time and wel yoo can imadjin my serprize wen i saw this:

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wot duz mast sell meen???

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay my sister trouble the kitty wuz abdukted and tayken to the vet yesterday for a rooteen chekkup and wile she wuz their my mama fownd a verry small bump on troubles side so the vet aspirayted it i am not shoor wot aspirayting meens but i think it meens putting her in wun of theez ford veehikuls and driving her arownd for a wile:

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the tail of the tale

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well a fyoo weeks ago i menshund that altho i hav a wart on my tale i am not a witch howevr the witch huntrs keep trying to bern me and so mama sez the wart has to come off and — wot???  oh mama sez it has to come off becuz it keeps getting eeritaytd and bleeding not becuz of the witch huntrs wel thats a gud reezon too

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report from the vetnameez playse

hello nice reederz ts dennis the vizsla dog wel i am bak from the vetnameez playse and shelley wuz rite their were no noodel-relayted misunderstandings this time the vetnameez lady told mama that the punkcher on my chest luks shallow but punkchers ar yoozhually deeper then they appeer and that bakteerya frum the uther dogs mowth wood be trappd inside i am not shoor wot bakteerya ar but i beleev they ar mithical verry small insekts with hundreds of legs and green antenas and sunglasses and sellular fones ennyway they gave mama sum stuff calld keflex to help kill the bakteria so i shood be fine also i hav herd that hyoomans get sumthing calld tetnus from punkchers but dogs dont so i dont need a tetnus shot i hav also herd that dada regyoolerly needs to get tetnus shots becuz he is not verry careful arownd sharp objects so i bet he wishes he wuz a dog ha ha ok bye