Visiting Hours



Lulu: “What’s the first thing you’re going to do when we get to Kosmo’s house, Chaplin?”
Chaplin: “I’m going to wash off all this troll ear wax. What about you?”
Producer Smurf: “You smurf the least smurfy airline ever. What kind of airline doesn’t smurf seats for its customers?”
Mouse: “This isn’t an airline and you’re not a customer. You just climbed aboard uninvited.”
Spicoli: “Boy that turtle sure gets around.”

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attak of the gote dogs!!!

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel it is or may be kommon nolledj that my dada has menny kuzzins heer in the mithikal land of kalifornya however it may be less kommon nolledj that wun of them runs a petting zoo in wich she has donkee dogs and pig dogs and sheep dogs and gote dogs and wotnot!!! now reesently this kuzzin wuz in town to pik up three noo baby gote dogs and wot did she end up with insted??? fowr baby gote dogs and wun mama gote dog!!! and then they invayded my yard chek it owt!!!


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