Huntsman Spider: “Well I think it’s time for me to go walkabout! Thanks for the use of your yard! Shame none of you besides the big bird wanted any barbecued insects, but more for me, as they say!”
Lulu: “All right, bye then! Wait, did you just say you were going for a walk? I also like walks!”
Producer Smurf: “Just let the giant spider leave, don’t smurf it questions!”
Hello friendlies! Lulu here! This week we had something called “Independence Day”, which is a day when Mama and Dada don’t work and the television gets played really loud in the evening while treats rain from the sky for no apparent reason. But before the television and the treats, there was a little road trip to a park that the other dogs who used to live here used to go to!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel having almost kompleetly sirkumnavigayted feeesta iland and having vankwishd the eevil rock and the scarry littel dog wot wanted to play with me and having kleverly arrayndjd for an entire pack of other vizslas to come along and reskyew indies ball for me we wer reddy to hed bak to the car!!! as yoo can imadjin tucker wuz worn owt by all my heroics and wuz reddy for a littel ride in the sag waggin aka the short bus!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am kontinyooing to reed those buks wot flat tony and i think i hav figgerd owt the plot apparently its sum sort of gidelines for spelling wurds!!! i hav never herd of sutch a thing!!! it is slow going but i wil git thru it!!! meenwile not long ago mama and dada tuk us dogs down to oshunside harbor for a wawk with tuckers stroller chek it owt!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel yoo may hav wunderd ware we wer going in that viddyo ware mama so kroolly mayd us wayt at the door wel i can tel yoo we wer going to see my buddy todd!!! now hoo is my buddy todd yoo ask??? wel my buddy todd isnt a hoo its more of a wot kind of like mongo frum the faymus dokyoomentry blayzing saddels eksept wareaz mongo wuz just a verry lardj man my buddy todd is a park check it owt it has got trees:
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yesterday mama and dada tuk us on a wawk arownd the harbor heer in oshunside ill bet yoo didnt no we had a harbor did yoo??? ok so its not like sandy eggo harbor or san fransisco harbor but at leest its close by chek it owt!!!