Where in the World are Charlee and Chaplin?

Lulu: “Have you seen the Hipsters? We were watching television and they disappeared on me.”
Mouse: “Not lately, but they’re cats. They could be anywhere. Did you look on top of the fireplace?”
Lulu: “Yes.”
Mouse: “In the cat tree?”
Lulu: “Yes.”
Mouse: “Under the armoire?”
Lulu: “Yes.”
Mouse: “In the litter box?”
Lulu: “Why, what have you heard?”

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skooba ekspedishun

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel that hole wot tucker went down seems to hav filld up behind him with sum sort of goopy blak stuf so i deesided i needed sum speshul eekwipment in order to go down and git tucker bak but then trouble kaym along and had to put in her too sents wurth:

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consentrayting is hard

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel becuz my sister trixie got so menny akk … akkoal … becuz my sister trixie got so much prayze and enkooradjmint just for garding the hill wich as far as i can tel is the saym thing as sitting arownd dooing nuthing i thawt i wood giv it a try and see if i can git so menny kompliments for dooing nuthing too!!!

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flat tonys not heer

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay sum of yoo may hav herd a roomer that flat tony is in the areea but that is not troo i can ashoor yoo that if flat tony wer heer i wood no abowt it!!!

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