Greetings, quivering civilians! I, Saya the Mighty, am here to make you feel less frightened of scary weather phenomena. See if I don’t!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay wel saya and the mowse and me ar on owr way to deel with el nino with the help of the avendjers erths mitiest heeroz chek it owt!!! i kannot wayt to find owt wot kind of snazzy hi tek bote the avendjers hav i bet it wil mayk my doghowse of justiss luk like a busted tardis!!! no offens to enny of my time lord frends of korse!!!
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay yoo may hav herd a song wot sez it nevr rayns in suthern california wel i hav pruf that this song is not troo becuz luk wot is going on owtside rite now at this verry moment!!!!
i wil of korse be sooing albert hammond for fals advertizing wunse i deel with this ninja hedjhog problem ha ha ok bye