Bugs Bunny: “I’m pretty impressed that you managed to wriggle out of that tiny tunnel opening, Doc. How’d you do it?”
Jack Burton: “Nothing to it. I just greased it up with pomade and slipped right out.”
Vermin: “HISSS! I seem to be stuck in the tunnel entrance.”
Jack Burton: “Of course, once the pomade sets up, it’s like cement.”
Lo Pan: “Now, while their backs are turned, I will destroy them!”
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel the other day i wuz going thru mama and dadas mayl (oh come on yoo no yoo do it too) and i fownd this:
hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well a fyoo weeks ago i menshund that altho i hav a wart on my tale i am not a witch howevr the witch huntrs keep trying to bern me and so mama sez the wart has to come off and — wot??? oh mama sez it has to come off becuz it keeps getting eeritaytd and bleeding not becuz of the witch huntrs wel thats a gud reezon too
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hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog well the majical mistery vet told mama that the thing on the end of my tail is a wart i dont no eksactly wot a wart is but im told that having wun meens that yoo ar a witch or possibly that yoo ar mayd of wood or even that yoo way the same as a duck i am pretty shoor i am not a witch becuz i hav been trying to turn trouble the kitty into a newt for kwite sum time and it hasnt worked yet i am also pretty shoor i am not mayd of wood becuz yoo cant bild a bridge owt of me so therefore i must way the saym as a duck i may hav to ask the cinema gypsy to way her duck and see if it is ways 52 pownds
ennyway it seems i am stuck with this wart for now the majical mistery vet sez they dont like to operate on warts that are on the tale becuz they dont heel very fast well i gess it cud be wurse i could be old like tucker ha ha ok bye
The Oceanside Animals 