Tag: wizards

All’s Weird That Ends Weird

Producer Smurf: “I can’t believe you were the one smurfing all this mischief, Papa Smurf!” Papa Smurf: “Well you know, it gets boring in the mushroom village sometimes. And I would have smurfed away with it if not for you meddling cats.” Producer Smurf:…

You Must Ask The Right Questions

Spicoli: “So what have you been up to lately, dude?” Producer Smurf: “Why are you smurfing me that question? You smurf what I’ve been up to. You’ve been smurfing around Norway with me.” Bugs Bunny: “Oh you know, doc, the usual. Humiliating Elmer Fudd,…

I Think We All Learned Something Today

Lulu: “Well I think I understand the main difference between trolls and cats now.” Spicoli: “And what is it, dude?” Lulu: “People keep cats as pets.” Pineapple: “Ahhhh! You crazy cat! Stop smurfing on my foliage!”

Hairy Potter

Chaplin: “So what is a rutabaga, exactly? And why did you ask to be turned into one?” Rutabaga: “A rutabaga is a root vegetable similar to a turnip. And I didn’t smurf to be smurfed into one!” Spicoli: “Okay what about Cheetos? Do you…

No Deposit No Return

Producer Smurf: “All right, I am smurfing this tour to an early stop and we are smurfing back home before it goes any more smurfways than it already did.” Lulu: “Well, if you really want to cancel the tour that’s fine. But I’ll need…

Overheard Around Roadside America

The Package

Angels & Vizslas

Last week, my colleague Sophie solved the puzzle of the Rubik’s Cube in an ingenious fashion; this led us to a secret hatch in the back room of a Parisian McDonald’s.  As we descend into the darkness beneath the fast food restaurant, one can…

a skolarly treetis on eevil skwirrel wizzerds

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay reesently my gud frend mango relentlessly huge posted a pikcher of skwirrels engayjds in wot he thawt mite be a nice game of bitey fayse however upon kloser inspekshun and after eksawstiv reesertch i hav…

dadas draggin buk is owt

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog hay dada has askd me to tell yoo that his draggin buk is owt now at lulu and it shood be at the other buk sites sum time this summer i am not shoor what this…

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