Wage Slave Wednesday: Workin’ For A Livin’

Dada’s Note:  Although Dennis is no longer able to really run or jump or enjoy the sorts of dog sports he used to do, he still loves to learn and is always eager to work for treats.  He just does it in a lower impact fashion these days …

most boring viddyo ever

hello nice reederz its dennis the vizsla dog wel as i reveeld yesturday i hav reesently bekum a sooperhero howevr on akkownt of my secret identity as dennis the vizsla dog (shhhhh dont tell ennywun!!!!) i stil hav to spend a lot of time hanging arownd the howse wayting for mama and dada now then as part of my noo career as a crimefiter i hav set up ser … servayl … spy kamras arownd the howse to monitor enny evildoors hoo may try to infiltrayt my hedkwarters heer is a sampul viddyo of ten minnits in the life of a sooperhero:

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Follow Your Nose

So yesterday, I went to the park with my wife and Tucker to help with Tucker’s scenting; and by “help” I mean I sat and held Tucker’s lead while my wife went around laying a trail of mozzarella bits and hiding a sock full of string cheese, which is the “jackpot” at the end of the trail.  (Also, I “helped” by discouraging her from marking the trail with flour, on the theory that after we left, somebody would come along, see the flour, think it was anthrax or ricin or something, and call in a HazMat team.  I think I annoyed her a little, but at least she isn’t going to get carted off to jail.)

Anyway, my job was pretty easy.  Sit.  Stay.  Good boy.  Tucker’s job was a little harder.

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