Chaplin: “All right, I think it’s time for you to actually hand over your offerings.”
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Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut
Chaplin: “So? How about it? Can you call somebody in who has something that isn’t a nut or a vegetable?”
Continue reading “Sometimes You Feel Like A Nut”The Tour, Day 3: Cats
Lulu: “So, Java Bean, these are the cats. Remember, you met them in the conference room at the end of your interview?”
Java Bean: “Yes, of course. One of them is a boy and one of them is a girl but they both have beards so it’s hard to tell which is which.”
Chaplin: “A beard? As if. I have a soul patch, thank you very much.”